mumma bear

So i walk into the loungeroom to see my mum and dad watching a massive fat arse black man with his obese stomach jiggiling in my face.
WHAT THE HELL are you watching, why would my parents want to watch fat wobbiling on our 106cm plasma screen, which in my opinion stretches everything already.



NICE SHIN PADS

I found a postcard mum sent to my little cousin while we where in America
'Dear Rylea, in Disney Land, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Bella Love Gayle Dave Brittany + Gayle'
first off, what is up with your grammar mum, just because she is six years old doesnt mean you can leave out all the 'ands' and commars and with and make the whole thing make no sence at all like she knows what you are talking about??? and i guess you really want to adopt my sister out of the family, just leave out Sophie and add your name twice, why not.

ahahah oh god.